Kyle

Buying gum $1.09
Round of beers $9
Getting jacked 20 bucks ... $20.00
Seeing the black fellow that jacked you all by himself the next night ... Priceless

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I can't remember much about this weekend, but I do remember it kicked ass. I danced and took shots with everyone. After we left Chalupas the night didn't end... I don't remember what we did after that but it was probably fun :D They next morning we started drinking early, and painted up for beau's baseball game. We cheered them on with our drunken stupidity. They lost but played some hard teams, so it was all fun. We then went party like it was 1969. Oh yeah.

Yo, Word, It's me Kyle G. So I go to class today with two hours of sleep under my belt... awesome right? Then teacher tries to make us write an essay about cheating.. So I whip out my phone and try to surf the internet for a pre-written essay and have NO luck what-so-ever. The day had hit an all time low til I started looking at my neighbors paper. She writes pretty well so I decided to just copy her essay.. It worked out pretty good after I switched a few words around. Anyway, the teacher calls us both outside towards the end of class. Luckily he's a closet homosexual. How do I know you ask? Well I'll tell you.. Right when the other student and I walked outside he asked what kind of shampoo I use. I lied and said Pantene Pro V. (obvious choice of the homosexual) Anyway to cut the story short, the other student got kicked out for cheating.. This should be a moral in life for anyone. If you know someone of the same sex is attracted to you, use it to your advantage.